Monthly Archives: February 2013

A Review of The 5th Avenue Theatre’s Production of Meredith Willson’s The Music Man

Meredith Willson’s The Music Man is so catchy, the Center for Disease Control reports there is still no known cure. After coming into contact with The Music Man, some individuals report difficulty peeing. Primarily because P rhymes with T and T rhymes with P and that stands for pool. This makes little sense to the […]

Another Fast Food/Junk Food Spawn for Taco Bell

Taco Bell just announced they are adding a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco to accompany their wildly popular Nacho-Cheese Doritos Locos Taco.  In 2012, Taco Bell sold over 250 million of their Nacho-Cheese flavored junk food/fast food Doritos amalgamations.  This unprecedented success has led other fast food restaurants to enter the fray.  The following are […]